| What the burglar was doing in my pajamas... |
[Feb. 27th, 2004|12:34 pm] |
Apologies to those I've told about this article already. (It was on Fark, too.)
Interviewed is a victim of a recent unsuccessful home invasion in stately Somerville. His quotes are chock full of Boston humor in the indiginous vernacular. Choice excerpts:
"He makes a stance like he's going to charge me and I'm like 'what the fuck, he's about 6 feet 3 inches tall.'"
"I shot at him and I didn't think I hit him cause he ran like a fuckin deer."
With his gun in one hand and his cell phone in the other, Adams said he called 911 after not having any luck getting through to police on their business line. "I've got to talk to the mayor about that damn phone thing," Adams said. The alleged perp's lawyer thinks Mr. Adams should be jailed. |
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